June 10th, 2020
3180-HIT COMBO!
I wish I could have Buddhist mantras playing over my massacres. Not that I, uh, have massacres, though.
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June 9th, 2020
3179-HIT COMBO!
There are plenty of fish in the sea. Maybe don’t pick the evil Lovecraftian entity from the dawn of time?
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June 8th, 2020
3151-HIT COMBO!
Last time I had to deal with cannibals in the woods at night, it was just Shia LaBeouf.
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June 7th, 2020
3150-HIT COMBO!
Anything can be made more powerful if you just add “vampire” to it.
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June 6th, 2020
3149-HIT COMBO!
Can we maybe have a cool musclebound villain that doesn’t talk about how evil he is?
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June 5th, 2020
3175-HIT COMBO!
The biggest sadists always have the most trivial backstories.
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June 4th, 2020
3174-HIT COMBO!
Like it or not the boxing match is done, now it’s time for the clown parade.
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June 3rd, 2020
3173-HIT COMBO!
You know you’ve made it as an artist when a recolor shows up to bite your style and your profits.
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June 2nd, 2020
3172-HIT COMBO!
Sorry, did I say all cops are bastards yet?
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June 1st, 2020
3171-HIT COMBO!
Hereditary monarchy isn’t known to result in the most capable rulers, but you have to admit that the constant threat of usurpation can breed a degree of badassitude.
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