5475-HIT COMBO!
You know, we looked through the rules of association football, and there’s no rule saying you can’t fuck the goal.
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5474-HIT COMBO!
Getting ghosted has never been so high-stakes.
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5473-HIT COMBO!
Nobody ever asks how the counterfeiter’s doing, maybe check in on him once or twice.
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5472-HIT COMBO!
Nelson, you forgot the “Good day, sir!”
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5471-HIT COMBO!
Keep these animal metaphors going, Itoh. They’re actually really good.
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5470-HIT COMBO!
Yeah, I’m not impressed, Dong Zhuo. I, too, could win a fight with a baby.
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5469-HIT COMBO!
Running away from a volcano is something best done well before the eruption happens.
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5468-HIT COMBO!
I can only imagine what Miyashita’s take on Haaland would be.
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5467-HIT COMBO!
If someone tells you about an ancient myth or legend, watch out, because that myth or legend is going to immediately become narratively relevant in a symbolic way.
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5466-HIT COMBO!
We’re trying to do our jobs here, but it’d make it a whole lot easier if you just stopped building shit on top of ancient burial sites!
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